Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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