whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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