Can Purell be used as lube?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize