the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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