Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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