chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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