You work out of a Hotel?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The feeling are messing with the penis
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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