Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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