I don't think brook has ever known best
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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