Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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