it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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