'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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