Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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