So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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