Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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