You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
"it" just moved
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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