Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
