you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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