There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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