Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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