I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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