I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My vagina is very pro this idea
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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