Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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