How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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