yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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