I need to stop coming to work sober
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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