And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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