Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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