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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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