I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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