i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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