I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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