You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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