If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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