I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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