you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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