hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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