so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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