I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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