Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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