she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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