you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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