Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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