Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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