Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I want to make a zoo with you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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