For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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