ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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