Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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