the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
where are my eyebrows?
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