It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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