South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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